Benjamin Franklin,
I have heard through some of my esteemed sources that you claim to be one of pioneers in our day. Well, I tell you that you don’t know what you are getting into. I, being a founding father, and making an astounding number of accomplishments myself, want you to stop boasting about your many achievements. That being said, you need to understand how I, after looking at your record, was quit impressed with you; otherwise I wouldn't be honoring you with this letter, of course. That aside, you seem to have created quite an impressive resume and I would like to discuss it over tea on Tuesday. Thanks for slotting me in. Although, I have had a few mis-givings with a few friends of mine about your discoveries.
Your accomplishments, and them not being mine and all, they couldn’t be possibly all correct. Like I said though, come over on Tuesday the 27th and we will have some tea and discuss your latest achievements. I know that you have heard of mine, I made the lighting rod, and did much work to get a democracy going here.
No need to talk to me further, and I am not going to spend more time writing, I expect you Monday.
Yourself, Ben Franklin
